You trace the cable bundle to a socket labelled DO NOT TOUCH in three languages and one pictogram. You touch it.
The lights flicker. The screen goes dark. For a glorious second, silence reigns.
Then everything reboots, louder. The wall screen returns, now showing a new line: USER HAS SHOWN INITIATIVE. RISK SCORE: ELEVATED.
MANDATORY ORIENTATION pops back up, now with no skip link.