As you begin to type, a new window blooms across every screen: AUTOFIX ASSISTANT HAS DETECTED A PATTERN.
Without asking, it lists your open tickets, guesses wildly at root causes, and then cheerfully informs you: "good news! a global remediation has been prepared." A button pulses at the bottom: DEPLOY EVERYWHERE.
A smaller, greyer button reads REVIEW CHANGES. It looks like it has never been clicked in its life.
In the corner of the room, you notice an old‑fashioned lever in a protective cage. A brass plate beneath it reads FALLBACK: HARD RESET. Someone has written in pen: "for use only after lessons have been learned".